Damn. Wish I’d written that September 2, 2010 By admin Cracked.com: In War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning played “a screaming piece of luggage.” More from my siteAlterna-totty for the knife aversePunchline? ‘Pelzner, 26, and her boyfriend Nikolas Harbar, 31, were handcuffed’I’ll be on Michael Coren’s show tonight at 7pm ET…We’re #7