Yep, dude’s Mexican. A legal one. That doesn’t matter.
You see, as I keep telling you, no matter was year it really is, Mexicans still think it’s the 70s.
They see nothing wrong with everything those thousands of hours of PSAs (the rest of us had to sit through) sad were bad: littering, drunk driving, killing helpless animals for entertainment purposes.
In fact, they treasure those things because they consider them macho.
Life is short and cheap in Mexico. They’ve brought that attitude to America, along with their quaint handicrafts and savory cuisine and cheap lawnmowing services.
In case you’ve forgotten:
Robert Krentz was killed by a person or persons unknown on March 27, 2010, on his ranch near the Mexican border. His last recorded transmission was “I see an immigrant out here, and he appears to need help. Call the Border Patrol.” Footprints leaving the crime scene led back across the Mexican Border.
No one can explain to me why Americans living on the border just don’t shoot these people when they trespass on their property.