Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!
Stoat! Stoat! Stoat! Cast a leetle vote!
We spoke our piece, we marched the march, we waved our misspelled signs
But on this day comes the best way to say what’s on our minds
Whether you pick Governor Moonbeam or the Lady-Who’s-Not-A-Witch
Just be sure to show up early, so you vote without a hitch!
So get it done, there’s no excuse; no citizen should be lazy
Restore some sanity to our beloved democrazy!