“No white women over the age of 25 unless you have a wicked getaway plan. Flash Asian women or Black women, Asian’s are too embarrased to call the cops and black women think it’s funny.”
That last bit gives it away:
Yep. Written by a white dude.
UPDATE — more “social construct” adventures:
Now, every normal person who has ever left the house/watched Oprah (no excuses, people — it’s been on TV for 25 years) has heard the expression “black don’t crack.”
But the people who call me “racist” for merely making such shopworn, common knowledge observations about various cultures aren’t normal people.