Why did Canada need “saving” in the first place?
Answer: because of those goddamn Frenchmen.
We beat them on the Plains of Abraham, yet we’re the only nation on earth, except Israel, that kisses the butts of its defeated enemy.
America’s North hasn’t stopped mocking the South since Appomattox. If Canada was a real country, we’d make ten movies a year about Quebec hicks who murder Anglos in highly imaginative and yet primitive ways.
That’s mainstream “conservative” think-tank journalism for you.