I plan to forge the conservative/gay peace of Westphalia! Conservatives will: 1) Stop treating gay sex any differently from premarital sex; 2) stop blaming nice, conservative gays for the hateful, angry, leftist gays pushing fisting on kindergartners; and 3) agree to do something about their hair.
Gays will drop this business about gay marriage and pushing PC rules on the military. WE WILL BE A FORCE THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED! (And stylish!)