Irishmen aren’t smart enough to be pilots, but whatever, this is funny.
(PS: the only reason the Irish went ahead and called their national airline Aer Lingus with a straight face was cuz to the average Irishman, “eating out” just means grabbing a soon-to-be-vomited curry on the way home from the pub. You’re just gonna have to take my word for that, m’kay.)
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Memo to Martin Scorcese:
Am I the only one who thinks Adam Carolla could make a passable Dean Martin?