I hate to break the news to you, Nicholas Kristoff…March 20, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle But it’s way too late for America to decide to pick its own cotton.More from my siteAmerica still kicking itself for not picking its own damn cottonWhat kind of person wants to live in a condo carved out of a church?Are there still 70,000 Americans with guts out there?Great news: America officially runs out of problems!