Poor Brian vs. affirmative action thingie whose been trained to say a lot of real big words by her old white professors.
Somebody please send a (heavily disguised) bottle of scotch to Brian Lilley c/o the Ottawa studio of Sun News:
705-150 Wellington St
Ottawa, ON K1P 5A4, Canada
(Pssst: Brian — next time, strong pimp hand, dude. Pimp hand…)
UPDATE: Michael Coren’s (suspiciously accurate) parody calls for renewal of turtle pride!