A more homely woman would never have engendered such scenarios.
RELATED — I’ll have you know: Beetles won’t screw just ANY old empty, dirty beer bottle…
The male beetles are very particular about the bottles. Beer cans or wine bottles do nothing for them. It’s all about the shape, color and texture and has nothing to do with booze.
As the researchers wrote in their findings, “Not only do western Australians never dispose of a beer bottle with beer still in it…”