To paraphrase Faulkner:
Live Through This is worth any number of little old ladies.
Now people are just pretending to be stupid, which is the worst kind of stupid.
Who hasn’t suddenly lost a loved one and thought or said something like this?
These are the same idiots mocking Rumsfeld’s “known unknowns,” which always made perfect sense to me.
You used to try to look smart by pretending to be smart; now it apparently requires looking dumber than the person you’re calling dumb.
The best thing about Kurt Cobain’s death is that it prevented him from ever ordering personalized ****ing stationery — with his INITIALS.
Coming soon: Pearl Jam amp doilies!