This has never happened to me in my entire life December 7, 2011 By Kathy Shaidle How to avoid the Christmas party lech: Choose sexier friends More from my siteSalon: Kathy Shaidle “is not a particularly nice person”“Does Elton John really know Conrad Black?”Agreed: ‘Bat Out of Hell’ is Better Than ‘Born To Run’Joyce Arthur is the reason women shouldn’t be allowed to vote