This morning, Carolla helpfully explains the difference between boys and girls to Ellen:
Last night’s Celebrity Apprentice was 100% bullsh*t.
Magical new judging criteria revealed after the task? “We don’t want it funny” — then laughing through both presentations? “Not all the celebrities were given a role” — what is this, kindergarten? Other weird comments by the Buick guys. (They didn’t understand Tia’s role? Uh… she was hosting the presentation…?)
No surprise that Adam fell on his sword. That’s him (as folks said on Facebook):
* Adam is so the man!! For some poor kid from the wrong side of the tracks, he has more class, integrity and dignity in his foreskin trimmings than Trump has in his whole empire. Trump wanted Adam to bring Andretti back to fire because the retards at Buick wanted to pimp the Andretti name. Adam would not play that game so he got canned as well. Fuck Trump and Fuck Buick. No wonder GM had to steal taxpayer money to stay in business.
* Adam didn’t kiss trumps ass and trump made an example …ratings should sink significantly…bad business decision. His idea was a hit. Andretti was weak which even he knew...hence adam was manager…yet Lou lives on. Doesn’t make sense. Adam still wins in the end. Trump is an idiot.
But that was a long and stressful two hours and frankly, I smell poo.
Tomorrow’s podcast will cover it (because “today’s” was taped while Apprentice was airing last night) and apparently “some complaining will be involved.” See?
You’ll notice there was no “exit interview.”
Carolla will also be on today’s Tonight Show to bitch about it.
Shifting my support to Penn Jillette, who increasingly looks like the one to beat.
Not sure when this was taped (around the time The Hammer came out, and Artie is still on Howard) — but cheer up: