UPDATE: Alas, as you’ve note doubt discerned, I have been preempted by the “shocking” news that a “bisexual” (gay) would-be porn star is wanted for a gruesome (likely drug induced/related) murder and dismemberment.
Don’t tell me:
He was bullied in school, right…?
Born this waaaaayyyy!!!!
As I type these very words, somewhere a gay porn producer is designing the cover art for a sex film inspired by this saga, to be called Manhunt.
We kind of forgot to mention what led to my booking in the first place, however.
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