Could Kentucky’s snake-handlers ever convince the rest of America to give a shit about Mark 16’s “They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them” passage?
Though it’s still the left’s favorite comedy target, you don’t really see that many yokels walking around Appalachia barefoot with a shotgun hoping a feuding neighbor doesn’t pop out from that holler over yonder.
But the Muslim world is filled with shoeless, toothless, inbred, hill-dwelling, rifle-toting, sodomy-prone men ready to kill for a God they’ve never seen.
They even have their own Hatfields and McCoys: They’re called Sunnis and Shiites. (…)
Sennels estimates that half of the Muslim world is inbred…