Donning rubber gloves as she unpacks an eye-opening selection of returned items, Andrea specialises in reading out the complaints, many of which are hilariously funny, straight-faced before offering a sympathetic quip to colleagues, Roy and Jax.
‘This is Bam, one of our big boys,’ she explains, a giant 12″ dildo drooping gently in her hand. ‘It turned out to be too large so they sent it back. Whatever floats your boat I suppose.’
Reading from the accompanying note, she adds: ‘Sorry to have to sent this item back – he is too big for a 4ft 10″ girl. If you could send me a six inch, that would be fine.’