‘I had to explain to one of the officers what Twitter was and how it worked’

Come back, Luftwaffe! All is forgiven!

PS:

That movie was made by teenagers.

One of them later designed the uniforms for Star Wars.

Your 35 year old son plays video games about Nazis, and cosplays Star Wars characters.

Great work, everyone!

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Steele said: “I apologise if some people didn’t realise, but we did announce it on our Facebook page, just under the competition to design a diversity mascot.

“On that note, I can report that Tatiana the Tolerant Tiger is proving very popular in primary schools.”

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