I once woke up and read a Tweet that said, “I’m glad ‘Snakes on a Plane’ didn’t go with their working title ‘Niggers are Scared of Snakes.’” The comment was shocking but I was even more shocked to discover I had written it. Booze and phones don’t mix. You will text your friends boring articles vindicating your position. You will post and Tweet and Instagram and Facebook ridiculous rants about justice and bigotry. Getting drunk is a very healthy way to deal with all this. Just stay away from machines while you do it.