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Look, I know I always say this but:
When I was on the Left, we were (mostly) not this stupid, even though we were even drunker and more stoned than these dudes.
“Garlic Fedora” (as we would have nicknamed him)? I absolutely guarantee you:
He gets laid like a rug. He probably left early with some chick. Maybe two. Hell, one of them might have been me.