Alright, we’re on a hot streak after that Palmyra video, but ancient temples don’t grow on trees here, people. We need to put out some more hits. We want this to go viral.
Just spitballin’ here guys, what’ve you got?
Dynamite dinosaur fossils. Blast those bad brontos who offend the prophet. Nice. These dinosaur things aren’t real. Land Before Time bullshit. Let’s take them out. No mistaking the Levant for Jurassic Park.
Good start. Keep them coming.
Machine gun an inflatable gorilla outside a car dealership? Was this one you, Muhammad?