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Also I am retarded.
if you don’t put a pod into the keurig and press the button anyways, you can use it to wash very tiny dishes.
keurig pod (k-pod) shells do not readily decompose upon tossing them out. Scientists predict that they will not break down for at least 120 years, which makes them excellent hats for the long-lived giant tortoise.